ambassador-of-anguish: shouldertappingghosts: If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate...
You think you don’t want to be like anyone else. You always have been that way,...– F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (via beermethatquote)
frank-schlongbottom: i used to think that a foot of parchment was a lot and feel bad when harry potter characters were assigned to write that much but then i realized the paper i write on is 8.5 by 11 inches. so a foot of parchment is the equivalent of like, not even a page and a half of paper. they complained SO MUCH about essays that were like a page and a half wtf guys get your shit...
Me: *mentions my love of Star Trek and/or Star Wars*
Person: You actually watch that crap?
Me: Um, yes. I do. And it's not crap by the way.
Person: Yes it is, it's stupid
Me: You've never even seen it, so you best shut the fuck up
a-ckleholic: cityoftmifandom: latitans: parttimehomosexual: i have like 609453804 books to read but you know what i’m gonna do i’m gonna buy more books And then I will read fanfiction. and then i will read books that i’ve already read and never read the books im supposed to for school
so since ive been home from work i watched the Doctor Who finale *sobs a lot* then i read the “curious case of benjamin button” *sobs some more* and then i come on tumblr and all over my dash is horribly sad things from Star Trek into Darkness *falls on floor in crumpled mass* todays trying to kill me. but also, it made me think of how much i realllllllllllly need to buy...
I have like five more books to read in my “to read” pile and I don’t feel like reading any of them. What do I do? Buy more books. That’ll solve the problem
myfandom-needsme: sometimes I think about the fact that the doctor will never come in my garden I will never see two guys with an impala waiting for me when the lessons end If I go in London, I have no possibility to see Sherlock and John The 1st of september I cannot go to hogwarts I will never see a picture of the avengers as saviours of the world in the newspaper in history we do not...
gallifreic: “don’t hurt my baby!” i yell at the screen. my baby is a cannibalistic serial killer.